First things first: I must offer my apologies for being a bit out of touch over here. You see, my husband is currently suffering from being ONE ARMED (well, kind of) and that has made things a bit busy in our household with the recent snowstorm and everything. Take this, for example:
[Scene: The entryway to our house, me shaking off the wet, matted snow from my hair, hat, and coat.]
Me: Man, this blizzard is a freaking sonofabitch.
Him: [On couch, drinking warm things, with warm slippers and a warm, fluffy robe] Wha…?
Me: Did I wake you? OW. I think I messed up my knees shoveling this second foot of snow off our driveway.
Him: Lady, I don’t want to hear it. I’m the one who had SHOULDER SURGERY.
And then, the very next day, he REALLY showed me. As I huddled with the kids in our powerless living room, he one-armedly put on his snow pants and boots, one-armedly drove to my parents, one-armedly fixed their snow blower, one-armedly loaded/unloaded it into the truck, and one-armedly plowed out the neighborhood.
THEN? He got our son to crap on the toilet. I am not even kidding you. After weeks of my fruitless labors, I came home from grocery shopping and BAM. Plus One had crapped on the toilet. Without looking back either. Going on two weeks straight now.
My husband? My husband is *such* a showoff. (Or really sweet. I haven’t yet decided.)
So. That. There was all that.
And then after the snow stopped falling, my youngest, T9 went in for his 15 month visit to the pediatrician. Naturally, I brought my one-armed husband in case we encountered a BEAR or something. After hearing that he’s healthy and all that we guiltily schlepped him over to the nurse where he had his first MMR shot. He cried, I cried, and we headed for the car.
They sent us home with a sheet of paper that says something about a possible rash and fever. I heard the nurse as she explained it, but I was also busy repenting to my son with kisses. I didn’t really pay attention.
Then, exactly 8 days later, T9 got a fever. I cursed the germ gods in my head; I mean they’d just gotten sick like two weeks ago. And this fever was a stubborn one, too. I had to alternate Motrin and Tylenol just to keep it around the 100 mark. The craziest part, I kept telling everyone, is that he has no symptoms! Like, there was a fever, sure. But where was the illness? The boogers? The cough?
Well, two days later, this appeared, and well. I mean, just LOOK AT IT.

MMR Vaccination Side Effects
My baby.
I cannot even tell you what the voices in my head sounded like at that point.
And now, about 48 hours later, it seems to be retreating. Which is good, because I have been mind-bulleting the shit out of that thing. That thing on my baby.
And I’m showing you in case you’re out there, right now, freaking the hell out like I was.
It’s scary. I’m feeling guilty.

T9 and Plus One, partners in crime.
But I think the boy’s gonna be okay.

