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		<title>Comment on Oh, The Things Kids Parents Say! by Ed</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 22:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My wife&#039;s got like 5 different nicknames for each of our kids. I never new who they hell she&#039;s talking about.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My wife&#8217;s got like 5 different nicknames for each of our kids. I never new who they hell she&#8217;s talking about.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Oh, The Things Kids Parents Say! by MadsMod</title>
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		<dc:creator>MadsMod</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You rock!  I&#039;ve named my nephews ridiculous monikers (b/c Sis insists on giving them big people names liked Robert and Gregory) so they&#039;re bobert and goober.  They&#039;re gonna hate me.
But Boober is awesome.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You rock!  I&#8217;ve named my nephews ridiculous monikers (b/c Sis insists on giving them big people names liked Robert and Gregory) so they&#8217;re bobert and goober.  They&#8217;re gonna hate me.<br />
But Boober is awesome.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Oh, The Things Kids Parents Say! by Nikki Charriere</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nikki Charriere</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I still call my Daughter (now 5-years-old) Boob for the very same reason. Not to mention she nursed till she was nearly 3! Drives my Hubby crazy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I still call my Daughter (now 5-years-old) Boob for the very same reason. Not to mention she nursed till she was nearly 3! Drives my Hubby crazy.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Take a Message? I&#8217;ll Be in the Potty For the Next 12 Months. by marty</title>
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		<dc:creator>marty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:43:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Those pictures are hilarious!  I love the turkey.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those pictures are hilarious!  I love the turkey.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Take a Message? I&#8217;ll Be in the Potty For the Next 12 Months. by Kristine</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kristine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WYD: We&#039;ve tried the &quot;big boys use the POTTY!&quot; trick, but he&#039;s not buying it. &quot;Nahhhh. Big boys don&#039;t use the potty! You&#039;re SILLY MOMMA! Can I have a sticker?&quot;

ToyLady: We&#039;re using a sticker chart and are now actually doing pretty well with the peeing.  It&#039;s, uh, the other territory that&#039;s brought us to a bit of a standstill.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WYD: We&#8217;ve tried the &#8220;big boys use the POTTY!&#8221; trick, but he&#8217;s not buying it. &#8220;Nahhhh. Big boys don&#8217;t use the potty! You&#8217;re SILLY MOMMA! Can I have a sticker?&#8221;</p>
<p>ToyLady: We&#8217;re using a sticker chart and are now actually doing pretty well with the peeing.  It&#8217;s, uh, the other territory that&#8217;s brought us to a bit of a standstill.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Take a Message? I&#8217;ll Be in the Potty For the Next 12 Months. by ToyLady</title>
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		<dc:creator>ToyLady</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you&#039;re potty training a male-child, may I suggest . . . Cheerios?

My little guy would grab every chance he got to go into the bathroom and &quot;sink the Cheerios&quot; - and 20 years later, he&#039;s still potty trained (plus, as far as I know, he doesn&#039;t use the cereal anymore).

I don&#039;t know about girls, though - I think they&#039;re always a little more complicated.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re potty training a male-child, may I suggest . . . Cheerios?</p>
<p>My little guy would grab every chance he got to go into the bathroom and &#8220;sink the Cheerios&#8221; &#8211; and 20 years later, he&#8217;s still potty trained (plus, as far as I know, he doesn&#8217;t use the cereal anymore).</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know about girls, though &#8211; I think they&#8217;re always a little more complicated.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Take a Message? I&#8217;ll Be in the Potty For the Next 12 Months. by Who's Your Daddy?</title>
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		<dc:creator>Who's Your Daddy?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:21:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Welcome back to the blogosphere.  Ahh, potty training.  I can only say it is great when it&#039;s done.  Ours was painless given the Little Man was told that baseball players dont&#039; wear diapers and after that, we were done.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to the blogosphere.  Ahh, potty training.  I can only say it is great when it&#8217;s done.  Ours was painless given the Little Man was told that baseball players dont&#8217; wear diapers and after that, we were done.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Grandma is Endearing. Also, Kind of Annoying. by laea</title>
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		<dc:creator>laea</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:18:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>u shold at least listen</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>u shold at least listen</p>
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		<title>Comment on Grandma is Endearing. Also, Kind of Annoying. by Jacqueline</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jacqueline</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Be lucky you have a mother that is so interested. My mother and many of other peoples mothers couldn&#039;t give a shit-we  are not that fortunate. So what if she is excidet for her grandchild. Gettting out of crazy town???-count your blessings that you get to do that. I have a feeling that you have a very supportive husband too that you don&#039;t appriciate. So why don&#039;t you just stuff it.Good job Grandma for being so involved!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Be lucky you have a mother that is so interested. My mother and many of other peoples mothers couldn&#8217;t give a shit-we  are not that fortunate. So what if she is excidet for her grandchild. Gettting out of crazy town???-count your blessings that you get to do that. I have a feeling that you have a very supportive husband too that you don&#8217;t appriciate. So why don&#8217;t you just stuff it.Good job Grandma for being so involved!!!!!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Grandma is Endearing. Also, Kind of Annoying. by Lizzie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lizzie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, I have the exact same conversation with my mother every day!  When my daughter was first born my mother and I used to live several hours apart and we would talk via  Skype so she could see the baby a few times  week.  My mom was obsessed with the notion of seeing my daughter discover her hands and a few times even when I was holding my baby my mom would be convinced that she could see her noticing her hands and that I was just missing it.   I had to convince her that she really wasn&#039;t doing that when she was 3 weeks old!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, I have the exact same conversation with my mother every day!  When my daughter was first born my mother and I used to live several hours apart and we would talk via  Skype so she could see the baby a few times  week.  My mom was obsessed with the notion of seeing my daughter discover her hands and a few times even when I was holding my baby my mom would be convinced that she could see her noticing her hands and that I was just missing it.   I had to convince her that she really wasn&#8217;t doing that when she was 3 weeks old!</p>
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