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	<title>Do as I Say, Not as I Do &#187; talking</title>
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		<title>Milestones</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, milestones. Those little achievements that mark the maturation of baby into boy (or girl), and for some mothers, even grounds for some in-your-face my-baby-is-better-than-yours bragging rights.
*LOVE* those moms.
But while there are the standard milestones that our pediatricians and books tell us to look out for, there are some that I find to be much [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, milestones. Those little achievements that mark the maturation of baby into boy (or girl), and for some mothers, even grounds for some in-your-face my-baby-is-better-than-yours bragging rights.</p>
<p>*LOVE* those moms.</p>
<p>But while there are the standard milestones that our pediatricians and books tell us to look out for, there are some that I find to be much more noteworthy.  For example, both T9 (aged 11 months) and Plus One (aged, 2 and 5/6 years) have recently come upon some really amazing accomplishments.  Please excuse the dramatic introduction&#8230;they&#8217;re really just THAT exciting to me:</p>
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<p>T9&#8217;s FONTANEL is shrinking!  Oh, that&#8217;s right, this boy has had a crater in his head&#8230;a crater that THROBS&#8230;for AGES.  And it has grossed. me. out.  Also?  Induced anxiety.  Because, really&#8230;is it SUPPOSED to throb that much?  Is he dehydrated?  DOESN&#8217;T THAT HURT?!  But as he ages, the hole is getting much less noticeable.  Also, he has a bit of a patch of hair up there now, so that helps, too.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">And Plus One?!  Plus One has reached the &#8220;Momma?Momma?Momma?Momma?Momma?Momma?&#8221; age! (!!)</p>
<p>Yeah, okay, this one is not exactly exciting.  Acutally it&#8217;s devastating.  But he still says things like &#8220;pampake&#8221; (pancake) and &#8220;perrrr-sick!&#8221; (perfect!) so that totally (mostly) makes up for the incessant talking.</p>
<p>And, as much as I absolutely HATED when people would tell me to &#8220;ENJOY IT!&#8221; when I first announced my kids&#8217; births (ENJOY IT?! I HAVEN&#8217;T SLEPT IN 10 MONTHS!), I totally get it now.  My babies have up and left and these two little boys have come and taken their places!  If they weren&#8217;t so cute and agreeable (well&#8230;), I might have to call the authorities.  But we&#8217;ll give it a month&#8230;see how it goes.</p>
<p>(And *this* is totally how you get tricked into having MORE BABIES.)</p>
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